Everyone is bitching and moaning about them hijacking posts and being general annoying twats and shit, but when it came down to it and the Beliebers threatened to beat them up after school and take their lunch money, all of tumblr just calmly got up and went like
I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO SAY HOW PROUD I AM OF THIS SPN EPISODE
BECAUSE THE ‘MACHO MAN’ WAS UPSET BECAUSE SOMEONE HAD MESSED UP THE KITCHEN HE’D JUST CLEANED
BECAUSE IT WAS THE MEN WHO WERE POSSESSED AND THE WOMEN WHO HAD TO SAVE THEM
BECAUSE IT WAS A WOMAN WHO EVENTUALLY SAVED THE DAY
BECAUSE IT TURNED GENDER ROLES ON THEIR HEAD AND WE NEED THAT
AGH THE THING WENT DOWN WHEN THE PROMO CAME UP ALL I SAW WAS CAS EATING THE TOOTHPASTE LOL WHAAATTTT
They’re going to make Cas look stupid. We should do ourselves a favor and not watch
if you ever need me just shout ‘bottom!dean’ into the wind and I will be there.
I’ve heard a lot about the intense angst of Twist and Shout and having seen some of the fanart myself I know I could never read it. So, this is for those of you who’re still reeling from your feels. Non-angst Destiel fics to help give you hope. A lot of them will be porn, won’t even lie, but many of them could contain a fair bit of fluff. Enjoy ;]
Also, these are all on AO3.
From Across The Room - Explicit - Summary: Cas discovers a new way of keeping Dean quiet.
Love Is an Angel (Disguised As Lust) - Explicit - Summary: Morning sex, essentially
Halo Cuffed - Explicit - Summary: Castiel puts his halo to good use - tying up and fucking a happily-obliging Dean.
Imprint - Mature - Summary: They have this ritual - before Castiel gets a new one, they recapitulate his old tattoos.
Private Show - Explicit - Summary: Dean can feel Cas watching him, and he decides to draw him out by putting on a very special show.
Bible Study - Explicit - Summary: Castiel gives Dean a late night lesson in scripture interpretation.
The Reason To Be - Explicit - Summary: Dean thinks of Castiel and masturbates while touching the handprint scar burned forever into his flesh.
Whole Lotta Love - Explicit - Summary: Castiel loves Friday mornings with Dean. He would like to show him just how much.
Lives In Reverse - Explicit - Summary: Dean is the angel of the lord, Cas is the hunter he pulled from Hell.
Happy Birthday, Dean - Teen - Summary: Dean has a surprise visitor on his birthday.
Just Another Night In Nantes - Mature - Summary: It’s poetry, Dean decides. And there’s no science to that.
The Words of My Mouth - Explicit - Summary: Whenever he’d thought about it, Dean had always assumed that Cas trying to use dirty talk would be either hilarious or so unbelievably awkward that it would put an immediate end to whatever kinky shit they were doing.
He’d never even considered this.
But Dust and a Shadow - Explicit - Summary: Dean’s patrol is assigned a new interpreter: Castiel.
Moondance - Explicit - Summary: Castiel and Dean meet up for a dance they haven’t had in a while.
One Shot - Explicit - Summary: Castiel pops in on one of Dean’s private moments. Things don’t go as expected.
A Natural Shift - Explicit - Summary: After something unexpected happens between he and Cas, Dean is at a loss. Because what do you say after your best friend comes in his jeans from just your kisses and the words you curl in his ear? What are you supposed to say to him, after that?
Idjits In Love - Teen - Summary: My name is Bobby Singer, and my sort-of adopted son is involved in a gay, blasphemous, inter-species relationship with an Angel of the Lord.
You Make The Perfect Company - Explicit - Summary: Dean and Cas have been best friends for a long time, but is there more there than either of them think?
(Out of the Tree of Life) I Just Picked Me a Plum - Explicit - Summary: The problem with Cas is that he has no fucking sense of what’s appropriate.
Sleep - Teen - Summary: Castiel likes to watch Dean sleep, and then Dean catches him.
Invisible Ink - Explicit - Summary: Dean has some fun with Castiel’s wings.
Dean Doesn’t Listen to Eurythmics - Explicit - Summary: Dean and Castiel share a bed. It starts out platonic, and then becomes something else.
Even Angels Have Their Kinks - Explicit - Summary: Dean accidentally stumbles upon something that turns Castiel on.
Drive Me Crazier - Explicit - Summary: After Cas falls, it takes some time for him to recover, so it’s a couple months before he’s up for doing much. Once he is, though, he and Dean go hunting together, and Dean plans to take full advantage of the situation.
Tell Me What’s Right - Explicit - Summary: Really, wanting someone definitely isn’t the first step. It’s more of its own brand of insanity, especially when you have no idea where to start.
Staking Claim - Explicit - Summary: Cas has to go on a date to further the case they’re working, and even though Dean knows there’s nothing more to it he hates it. Cas is his, every last inch of him, and when he gets back Dean’s eager to get a good, long look at everything about him.
Free To Be - Explicit - Summary: Missing Scene for Free To Be You and Me
Call Me Maybe - General - Summary: Becky is on a mission to bag her neighbor, Dean. But that new guy Castiel keeps popping up and throwing a wrench in the works.
Feel - Explicit - Summary: You feel me…you always will.
Car Maintenance 101 - Explicit - Summary: Cas can talk engine
Chrysler Almighty - Explicit - Summary: Sexual innuendo and teasing: the Destiel fanfiction
Thunder Road - Teen - Summary: Dean knows that he and Cas aren’t getting any younger here, especially not in Kansas. He has to give them one last shot.
Flour In Your Hair - Mature - Summary: Dean and Cas are paired up for a project in Home Ec in which they have to take care of a “flour baby” for a week.
The Uses of Mistletoe - Mature - Summary: Cas sets out to help decorate the house for Christmas, but he’s got a bit of an ulterior motive. “You know, Cas, there’re only two reasons people need mistletoe…”
Sanctuary - Explicit - Summary: On his way home from Iraq, Dean meets a stranger on a train.
The Binding - Explicit - Summary: They’ve found a ritual that will keep Michael from possessing Dean.
And I Never Really Sleep Anymore - Explicit - Summary: Dean has insomnia. Castiel can relate.
I Wanna Take Your Hand (and make it feel so right) - Explicit - Summary: Cas and Dean sharing a body, shower handjob.
The Rare Gift - Explicit - Summary: Dean receives an… unusual… Christmas gift from Castiel.
Like Starlight Crashing Through the Room, We’ll Lose Our Feathers - Explicit - Summary: This whole mess is all Gabriel’s fault.
In Another Life It Could Happen To You - Explicit - Summary: Dean is a college professor, and Cas is his gifted, but shy student. Only, as it turns out, maybe not so shy after all.
The Watchful Angel - Mature - Summary: Castiel likes to watch Dean.
Dad’s Got A Crush! - Teen - Summary: Dean and his son Ben move to California to be closer to Sam. One day at the local park, Ben meets a delightfully odd little girl called Claire, and Dean meets her attractive, also single father.
Watching - Explicit - Summary: Lately, watching has turned into something else. Then one night Castiel’s wings manifest.
How to Date and Angel in 12 Easy Steps - Teen - Summary: It’s not that hard to date an angel. All Dean has to do is fight off hordes of vampires, research gay porn, get sucked into a crappy Narnia, endure Sam’s comments, creep out on Dr. Sexy, get harassed — oh, and that’s right— figure out he’s into Cas. Easy, right?
Touch - Teen - Summary: Sometimes Dean likes to touch Castiel.
Beyond Eternity - General - Summary: Dean reflects on the day in their life that he will never, ever, forget.
Let Loose - Explicit - Summary: Cas comes to love pie in an unconventional way.
On Your Knees - Explicit - Summary: Castiel experiences strange feelings when he sees Dean on his knees.
Touch Me, Touch You - Explicit - Summary: Dean discovers Cas’s halo and decides to see what kind of perversion potential it has. Turns out, plenty. The boys take turns pleasuring each other with it.
Ones I’ve written, if you’re so inclined to read:
Always Have Faith - Teen - Summary: Castiel confronts Dean about his betrayal, showing his friend that everything isn’t all that it appears.
Star Gazing - General - Summary: They sat on the hood of the Impala, looking out at the stars like he’d done countless times with Sammy. Looking out there with Cas, though, something caught in his mind about the Morning Star.
It Wasn’t Even Supposed To Rain Today, Bobby - Teen - Summary: A severe thunderstorm presses on Dean’s nerves and when a fight is breaking out between he and Bobby, Castiel decides to go outside and avoid it. When Dean follows at Sam’s behest, he catches a rather clumsy moment from Castiel. You’d think angels would be more sure-footed.
Love Isn’t Iniquity, Dean - Explicit - Summary: After Sam is lifted from the cage just days after jumping in things go silent all over the planet and especially in Heaven. With nothing to distract him, Dean finds himself thinking about old issues, including the odd phrase “more profound bond” that Cas seemed to favor.
Depth of Rage and Power - General - Summary: Castiel doesn’t take kindly to an angelic threat against Dean’s life.
Once A Vessel - Teen - Summary: If Castiel is going to be God, he needs an archangel and he sees the perfect candidate to be recreated right in front of him.
Kisses Like Punches - Mature - Summary: Dean and Castiel are warriors of Purgatory. It only makes sense that they’d make love with violence, too.
For you Jess